February 2012
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i need to stop sitting on my legs the circulation in them is so bad now they go a shade of purpley grey sometimes and dat ain’t gurd
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I might be imagining it but I’m pretty sure in the Emirates advert where its the guy walking in a million different places, there’s a couple of shots of him dressed as Frodo…
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himynameislawrence replied to your post: dunno whether to go magaluf or notttttttttttt i…
i dont think i’m gonna go… cant afford it :/
me neither really. wanna sell blood and semen? possibly mixed together?
dunno whether to go magaluf or notttttttttttt i was well up for it and then someone said something thats made me not wanna go now really and two of the people i was most excited about going with aren’t going now and ohhhhh i dunno.
Grandad: Are you coming to Sarah's later?
Me: Will there be cake?
Grandad: Y-
Me: I'll be there.
Grandad: I thought you might...
grandpa just knows me tooooo well
DAMN RIGHT I'M GONNA BE THERE IF THERE'S CAKE BEING DISHED OUT
gonna buy some sundresses and just live in them all summer